What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Commentary:
"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

Commentary:
"Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of hoarding in the digital age! Screenshots meticulously filed away like buried treasure, just waiting for that 'Aha!' moment 📸💻 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure your husband's collection of old cords will come in handy too… one day 🤣🔌 #TechLife #DigitalPackRat"