Funny cords quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

  Commentary:
  "Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

  Commentary:
  "Back in the day, our phones had a stricter curfew at school – all thanks to those short cords trying their best! 📞🔌 No texting under the desk, just a good old game of 'untangle the wire' instead!" 😄

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of hoarding in the digital age! Screenshots meticulously filed away like buried treasure, just waiting for that 'Aha!' moment 📸💻 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure your husband's collection of old cords will come in handy too… one day 🤣🔌 #TechLife #DigitalPackRat"

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