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Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Going bananas on Facebook:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Trending via Telegram:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Live now on Instagram:

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

Making waves on Pinterest:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

Making waves on Messenger:

First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

72 shares on Reddit this month:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

78 shares on X this month:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

13 shares on Pinterest this month:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

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Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Dying and being reincarnated as a beetle, and crawling to my old body’s grave, and digging down and living in my old ribcage.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Spotted on Twitch:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Making waves on Twitch:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Just landed via Facebook:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Making waves on Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Going viral on Threads:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

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