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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Spotted on Reddit:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

Just shared via YouTube:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Going viral on Threads:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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33 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

85 shares on Twitch this month:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

96 shares on Messenger this month:

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

18 shares on X this month:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

91 shares on Messenger this month:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Plot twist: the universe is waiting for you to give it a sign.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,409

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Breaking via Instagram:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Spotted on Reddit:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Trending via YouTube:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

Just shared via Messenger:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Trending via Pinterest:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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