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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

Trending via X:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Spotted on Instagram:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Making waves on Threads:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Just shared via Facebook:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Live now on Telegram:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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Funny crafts quotes bring a splash of humor 🎨 and a sprinkle of wit 🤪 to every creative corner! Whether you’re tangled in glue sticks or drowning in glitter ✂️✨, these clever sayings will brighten your crafting mood and inspire laughs along the way. Ready to turn your DIY dilemmas into chuckles? Let the crafty fun begin! 🖌️😂

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

Going viral on Threads:

Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

Just shared via Reddit:

Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

Just shared via Discord:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Spotted on Reddit:

Are you a software update, because not now!

Spotted on Slack:

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

Trending via Messenger:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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