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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Trending via Messenger:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Just landed via Telegram:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Live now on Threads:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Trending via YouTube:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Spotted on Messenger:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I am the human version of tangled headphones.

Going viral on Snapchat:

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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61 shares on Pinterest this month:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

22 shares on Slack this month:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

In a relationship with my heated car seat.

85 shares on Discord this month:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

95 shares on Discord this month:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Seen just now on Reddit:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Spotted on WeChat:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Being awake is the worst.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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