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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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Making waves on Reddit:

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Trending via Discord:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Going viral on Instagram:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Trending via Threads:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Just landed via Instagram:

Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

Going viral on YouTube:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Spotted on X:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Going bananas on Threads:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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98 shares on WeChat this month:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

93 shares on WeChat this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

88 shares on TikTok this month:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

95 shares on X this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

10 shares on X this month:

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I had too much to think last night.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Going viral on X:

Life is weird and then you die.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Just landed via Messenger:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

Live now on Snapchat:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Just shared via Messenger:

There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Just shared via Threads:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Shared recently on X:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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