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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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Going down a rabbit hole if anyone wants anything.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Spotted on Discord:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Just landed via Threads:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Spotted on Discord:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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