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Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Either the tables are going to turn, or I’m going to flip them.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Trending via Reddit:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

Live now on Pinterest:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Spotted on Reddit:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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28 shares on Slack this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Trending via Pinterest:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Spotted on Messenger:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Making waves on Threads:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Making waves on Reddit:

The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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