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They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Spotted on Reddit:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Just shared via Facebook:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Seen just now on Telegram:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Spotted on Reddit:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Spotted on Reddit:

Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.

Just landed via Instagram:

Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

Broadcasted on X:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

18 shares on YouTube this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Making waves on Threads:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Going viral on Twitch:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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