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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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Please go out, have fun, have friends, make connections. That mysterious lifestyle won’t save you.

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I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

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Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

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Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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Microdosing Christmas by being present.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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