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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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What age will I grow out of not answering the door when I’m home and sneaking around the house to find out who’s knocking?

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I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

75 shares on Messenger this month:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

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Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

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I feel like an adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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