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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Trending via Snapchat:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Spotted on Telegram:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Going bananas on Slack:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Just landed via X:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Trending via Messenger:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Just shared via X:

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Making waves on Messenger:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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117 shares on YouTube this month.
Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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2 months ago

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73 shares on Messenger this month.

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34 shares on YouTube this month:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

How do I un-know people?

17 shares on Telegram this month:

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Your opinions are not my business.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

84 shares on Discord this month:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

13 shares on Telegram this month:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Trending via Instagram:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

Spotted on YouTube:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

Going viral on TikTok:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Just landed via Messenger:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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