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Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,267

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Spreading quickly via X:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Making waves on TikTok:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Trending via Discord:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Trending via Telegram:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Trending via Threads:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Breaking via Slack:

You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

Spotted on WeChat:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,438

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I’m dying for some sweets and the only thing sweet in the house is me.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

I think God was high when he made me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Shared recently on Reddit:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Going viral on Threads:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

Spotted on Telegram:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Going viral on Instagram:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Going viral on Discord:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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