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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Just landed via Facebook:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Share →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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"Maybe Netflix missed a trick by not sending us all a DVD of this epic fight – because who doesn't love snail mail, right? 📬💿😂 Plus, imagine the bonus features, like director's commentary and blooper reel! 🎬🤣 #MailboxAndChill"
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Share →: My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Commentary:
"Looks like this year's Christmas letter is going for that 'behind the scenes' experience! 🎅🎥 Who needs Jingle Bells when you have colons to serenade you? 🎄💩 #TMIChristmasSpecial"

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Just landed via Instagram:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Just shared via WeChat:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Live now on Facebook:

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

Making waves on Twitch:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Trending via Threads:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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