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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Reported on Instagram:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Share →: Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Well, it sounds like the odds are definitely not in the dwarfs' favor! Maybe they just need a taller perspective on life to see the bright side of things! 🤔😄 #GrumpyMoodSwing
6 months ago
Share →: As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Ah yes, the wonderful stages of aging: Sleepy in the morning, Grumpy during rush hour, Dopey at work meetings, Sneezy during allergy season, Bashful at social gatherings, Happy when the grandkids visit, and let's not forget Doc scheduling all those doctor appointments! 🛏️😠🤪🤧😳😄👨‍⚕️🤣

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

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Trending via X:

You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Just landed via Messenger:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Reported on Discord:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Spotted on Twitch:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Just shared via Threads:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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It’s cool that women want me, but it makes me sad that fish fear me.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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