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Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

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Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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Funny dyslexia quotes bring a smile 😄 and a fresh twist to the way we see words and letters! Whether you’re looking for lighthearted humor 🤣 or a clever way to celebrate the unique brain 🧠, these witty lines turn mix-ups into moments of joy. Perfect for sharing, laughing, and embracing the quirky side of reading and writing 📚✨! Ready to giggle and relate? Let’s dive in!

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I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

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Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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