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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Seen just now on Slack:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Making waves on Telegram:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

Breaking via X:

Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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Funny Egyptians quotes bring a burst of laughter straight from the land of pyramids and pharaohs 🏺😂! Dive into witty, clever sayings that capture the unique humor and charm of Egyptian culture 🇪🇬✨. Whether you’re a history buff or just love a good chuckle, these playful gems will brighten your day and connect you with the spirit of ancient and modern Egypt alike 🌞🎉. Get ready to smile and share the fun!

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Aura is the real business card.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Reported on Pinterest:

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Trending via Threads:

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Just shared via Twitch:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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