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Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,455

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Making waves on TikTok:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Going viral on X:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Going viral on Reddit:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Just landed via Pinterest:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

82 shares on Instagram this month:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

78 shares on Pinterest this month:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

27 shares on X this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

92 shares on Discord this month:

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit.

20 shares on Slack this month:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

In banana years, I am bread.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,502

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Shazam but for random noises outside.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via X:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

Breaking via Instagram:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Making waves on TikTok:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Making waves on TikTok:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Shared recently on Discord:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Going viral on Reddit:

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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