Funny Egyptians quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Egyptians were pyramid schemers in more ways than one! 🛸🇪🇬 Don't you hate it when you build a massive ancient wonder only for aliens to steal the spotlight? 👽 #AlienBuilders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the Ancient Egyptians were trendsetters for online cat videos and social media rants? 🐱🖥️ Let's be honest, cats and walls have always been prime real estate for expression, whether it's hieroglyphics or memes!"

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