Funny engineering quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, so that's why Mondays feel like a glitch in the matrix! 😅🔧🚀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

  Commentary:
  "Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷‍♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that the koala-fications for success? 🐨🎓 Sounds like you really aced that exam with some out-of-this-world creativity! Who knew genetic engineering could be mastered with the help of flying koalas! 🚀 Keep soaring high in your studies!

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