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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
Commentary:
Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
Commentary:
When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍
Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time for a closet ceasefire and a clothes counseling session! 😆👗🚪
It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.
Commentary:
Well, maybe if expiration dates were printed on foreheads, we'd all be a little nicer 😂🤝⏳
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
Commentary:
Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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If only my life decisions were as backed up as my photos! 📸💾
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.
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Getting strong enough to open that stubborn pickle jar 🥒💪😂
Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.
Commentary:
Tick-tock, I'm counting sheep in reverse! 🐑⏰😴