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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

The void screams into me.

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