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Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Making waves on Facebook:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Breaking via Facebook:

Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

Going viral on Threads:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Just landed via Threads:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Slack this month:

The feminine urge to turn you on and not do anything about it.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

98 shares on X this month:

My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

50 shares on Slack this month:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Shared recently on Discord:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Just shared via TikTok:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Spotted on Instagram:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Just landed via Discord:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Going viral on Twitch:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Going viral on Messenger:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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