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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Just shared via Facebook:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Live now on Threads:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Just shared via Facebook:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Making waves on TikTok:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Going viral on Messenger:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Seen just now on WeChat:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Share →: If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Commentary:
🍝🍫 "Forget the Chocolate River, I want a Marinara River ride at Wonka's spaghetti factory! Talk about getting saucy in style 💃🏻. Just watch out for those meatball rapids! 🌊😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Commentary:
"🤖 Oh, if only life had a reset button! 🔄 Imagine the convenience of restoring ourselves back to factory settings whenever things go haywire. 🏭 Just think – no more accumulated junk files or software glitches! 😄 Alas, we must make do with the quirky updates and bugs life throws at us instead. 🐞 Who knows, maybe embracing our unique quirks is what makes life interesting! 🌟"
6 months ago
Share →: Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Commentary:
"Grandmas swooping in like tech-savvy wizards, ready to reset those mischievous children back to 'factory settings' 🧙‍♀️🔮 Say goodbye to the chaos and hello to a peaceful household once again! 💫✨ #GrandmaMagic #TechSupportGrandma"

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been a pajama party.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Going viral on Discord:

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Making waves on Threads:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Shared recently on WeChat:

This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sane is boring.

Spotted on Instagram:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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