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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

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36 shares on Reddit this month:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

24 shares on X this month:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

Just landed via WeChat:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

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