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Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

This meeting could have been an unread email.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Bok Choy is a dope name for a vegetable.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Going viral on Messenger:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Making waves on Telegram:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Breaking via WeChat:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Making waves on X:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Making waves on Discord:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Trending via Pinterest:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

31 shares on X this month:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

61 shares on Slack this month:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

99 shares on Threads this month:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

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You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

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Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Lovingly looking at my dog knowing I’m about to ruin her day with a bath.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Breaking via Discord:

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Spotted on TikTok:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Seen just now on Discord:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Just shared via Threads:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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