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Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Just shared via WhatsApp:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Freshly posted on X:

Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

Seen just now on Threads:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Trending via Twitch:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Making waves on Telegram:

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

Just shared via Slack:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Making waves on Threads:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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28 shares on Discord this month:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

89 shares on Discord this month:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Live now on Twitch:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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