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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has shared:

Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from πŸ‡«πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί has copied:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡° has copied:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Reported on YouTube:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Breaking via WeChat:

Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Trending via Pinterest:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Making waves on Facebook:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Just landed via Twitch:

Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

β€œI’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

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Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ has viewed:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

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Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has viewed:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

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Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

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Shared recently on Facebook:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, β€œNo. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Spotted on X:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Going viral on Discord:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Just shared via TikTok:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Going viral on Instagram:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

Just landed via Twitch:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Shared recently on X:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Making waves on Instagram:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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