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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

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Live now on Discord:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Making waves on Discord:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Breaking via WeChat:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Spotted on Discord:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

Making waves on X:

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Funny firework quotes

Funny firework quotes 💥 light up any celebration with a burst of laughter and sparkle! 🎆 Whether you’re watching colorful explosions or just enjoying the crackle and pop, these witty sparks of humor will ignite your smile 😄. Get ready to add some explosive fun to your feed and share the joy of fireworks with a playful twist! 🎉✨

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

1 month ago
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My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

1 month ago
budget, celebration, everyone, firework, happy, humor, independence, july, neighbor, sarcasm, unemployed, wish

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Just landed via Messenger:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Spotted on Facebook:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

Going viral on Twitch:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Just shared via WeChat:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Spotted on Reddit:

I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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