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Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Just shared via Twitch:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Trending via X:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Spotted on TikTok:

So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Shared recently on WeChat:

People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

Just shared via X:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Spreading quickly via X:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Live now on Facebook:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

61 shares on Threads this month:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

28 shares on Twitch this month:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

65 shares on Twitch this month:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I have a man cold. Goodbye, world. Tell my story.

Shared recently on Slack:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Shared recently on Discord:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Making waves on Telegram:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Trending via Snapchat:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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