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Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Jan 2, 2026

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Trending via Facebook:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Making waves on Facebook:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Going bananas on Instagram:

There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

Going viral on WeChat:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Going viral on Facebook:

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

Breaking via Pinterest:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Just shared via WeChat:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Going viral on Pinterest:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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Ripping the fishnets off my slutty little oranges.

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6 months ago

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65 shares on Threads this month:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

51 shares on Telegram this month:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

48 shares on Slack this month:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

72 shares on Threads this month:

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

78 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Going on dates is hard because do I like them or do I just have sooo much fun being me.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,549

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Making waves on TikTok:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Spotted on Messenger:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Trending via WeChat:

Unlike smoking, vaping doesn’t reduce your sex drive. It just reduces the sex drive of the people who see you vaping.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Making waves on YouTube:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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