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Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Making waves on Threads:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Just landed via YouTube:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

Making waves on YouTube:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Making waves on Instagram:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My love language is being sent money.

Spotted on Discord:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Spotted on Messenger:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Just landed via Threads:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

50 shares on Instagram this month:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

40 shares on Threads this month:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

33 shares on Discord this month:

Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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9 folks are currently checking 👀

Crossing things off my to-do list… I didn’t do them, I just don’t want them on my list anymore.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

Breaking via TikTok:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Just landed via Instagram:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Trending via Snapchat:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Going viral on Slack:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

Breaking via Messenger:

Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

Spreading quickly via X:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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