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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

Live now on Threads:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Making waves on Instagram:

My dream car is a taco truck.

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Making waves on Slack:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Funny flannel quotes are here to add cozy vibes and endless laughs to your day! 🧣😂 Whether you’re bundling up in your favorite plaid or just love that classic flannel look, these witty sayings bring warmth and humor all at once. Perfect for chilly days, casual hangs, or spicing up your outfit captions, get ready to smile and snuggle up with some seriously stylish sass! 🍂🔥 #FlannelFun

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Share →: Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Commentary:
Who knew a spontaneous click could lead to a complete identity makeover! 🌲👔 Good thing the algorithm has got your back on this lumberjack journey. Just remember to carry an axe with you next time you brave the digital forest of online shopping!🪓 #InstaLumberjack

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Being awake is the worst.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

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Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Going viral on TikTok:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Trending via TikTok:

Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

Shared recently on Facebook:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Just shared via Discord:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Broadcasted on Threads:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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