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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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For Halloween, I will be okay.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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Funny flip flop quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those carefree, sunny days ☀️👣 Whether you’re beach-bound or just dreaming of sandy toes, these witty sayings bring a splash of humor to your favorite summer staple 🩴😄 Get ready to laugh out loud and step into good vibes only—because life’s better in flip flops! 🌴🌊

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.

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