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Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,326

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Just landed via Discord:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Making waves on Messenger:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Live now on Slack:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Trending via WeChat:

When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

18 shares on X this month:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

91 shares on Discord this month:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

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I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

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Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,671

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Breaking via Messenger:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” is not a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Just landed via YouTube:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Just shared via Telegram:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Broadcasted on X:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Spotted on YouTube:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

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