Funny foam quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the trusty memory foam, the unofficial therapist of the bedroom – always there to absorb your hidden screams and never letting you forget that embarrassing moment from 5 years ago 🛌🗣️🤫"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ancient Starbucks ritual of summoning the barista's creativity with a perplexing order 😄🔮 It's like a caffeinated incantation meant to bring forth the ultimate fusion of flavors in a cup! Just remember to add a side of magical sprinkles and a pinch of unicorn dust for good measure! 🦄☕✨

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