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Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Showing my barber a Rorschach test, and he gives me his mother’s haircut.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Live now on Messenger:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Trending via Twitch:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Trending via Telegram:

There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Spreading quickly via X:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Going bananas on Discord:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Just shared via Facebook:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Spotted on Reddit:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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23 shares on TikTok this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

Every single morning, I have to get out of bed and do things, and it’s bullshit.

87 shares on Discord this month:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

63 shares on X this month:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

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You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

Just shared via Messenger:

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

Spotted on Messenger:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Live now on Facebook:

I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Trending via Messenger:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Just landed via Instagram:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Just landed via TikTok:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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