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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

Making waves on YouTube:

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Just landed via TikTok:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Just landed via Telegram:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Trending via TikTok:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Breaking via Slack:

Love is in the air fryer.

Live now on Instagram:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Just shared via Reddit:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Just landed via Reddit:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Reported on WeChat:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Live now on Twitch:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

Just landed via TikTok:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Going viral on Reddit:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Shared recently on Threads:

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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