Commentary:
"When you're the dealer and the cat's the house, and they demand to see your hands! 😹🃏👌"
16 Funny gesture quotes
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.
Commentary:
Missing that classic Cali hospitality on the road! 🚗🤙😎
If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?
Commentary:
"Who needs words at the salon when your fingers can speak the universal language of haircuts? 💇♂️✂️ Just imagine the confusion if your fingers decided to do jazz hands instead! 🤣"
Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
Commentary:
When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama
Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.
Commentary:
Just waiting for someone to yell, "Bon voyage!" as I wave frantically at my laptop 😂🚢👋