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Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

No amount of daylight can save us.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,406

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Going viral on YouTube:

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Just landed via Messenger:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Just shared via YouTube:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Going viral on Threads:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Going bananas on Discord:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Spotted on X:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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44 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

35 shares on X this month:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

81 shares on Threads this month:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,525

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Seen just now on X:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Trending via Reddit:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Going bananas on Threads:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

Breaking via TikTok:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Live now on YouTube:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Trending via Twitch:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Spotted on TikTok:

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Trending via WeChat:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Breaking via Slack:

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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