Funny gland quotes

Funny gland quotes are here to tickle your funny bone while celebrating those quirky little organs inside us! 😂 From sweat glands that freak out at the slightest stress to glands that keep us feeling fab, these witty lines shine a light on the body’s secret heroes. Ready for some gland giggles? Let’s dive into the hilarious side of biology and get those laughs flowing! 💧🧬🤣

Funny gland quotes - Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: a calcified pineal gland or plastic-infused balls? 🚰💦 It's a tough choice between becoming a human water filter or a living stress ball! 😂 Which one will you pick for your daily dose of existential crisis?"