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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Making waves on Slack:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Spotted on Discord:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I need a break from me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

The most productive species of beaver is the Eager.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Reported on TikTok:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Going viral on Reddit:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Seen just now on Messenger:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Seen just now on Threads:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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