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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Seen just now on Instagram:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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101 shares on Messenger this month.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

49 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.

66 shares on Discord this month:

You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

22 shares on Discord this month:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

78 shares on Threads this month:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Does your blood pump that way just for me?

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Going viral on TikTok:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Breaking via Discord:

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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