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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Seen just now on Threads:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Making waves on X:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

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Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Trending via Discord:

Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

Live now on WeChat:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Going viral on Twitch:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Going viral on YouTube:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Just shared via Threads:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Live now on Snapchat:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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