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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

Trending via Facebook:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Just shared via TikTok:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

Reported on WeChat:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Going viral on Threads:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

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I need a day off from myself.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Shared recently on X:

Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Breaking via Messenger:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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