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Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Making waves on X:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Just landed via Messenger:

I had too much to think last night.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Just landed via Threads:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Going bananas on Discord:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Trending via WeChat:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

41 shares on Threads this month:

Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Going viral on X:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Breaking via Pinterest:

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Trending via Telegram:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Just shared via Instagram:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Spotted on Twitch:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Making waves on Snapchat:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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