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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

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2249 added this month

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Just landed via Slack:

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Just landed via Instagram:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Just shared via Instagram:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Going viral on Messenger:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

Live now on Instagram:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

Making waves on X:

Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Making waves on TikTok:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just shared via Threads:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Going viral on Discord:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Spotted on Reddit:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

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