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Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

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Live now on Slack:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Just shared via Telegram:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Spotted on Twitch:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Just landed via Discord:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Just landed via Telegram:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Making waves on TikTok:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Breaking via WeChat:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

27 shares on Threads this month:

No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

29 shares on YouTube this month:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

92 shares on Discord this month:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Making waves on X:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Just shared via Telegram:

I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Making waves on Messenger:

I told ChatGPT about us.

Making waves on TikTok:

Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

Going viral on Facebook:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Seen just now on Threads:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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