Funny Greek god quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

  Commentary:
  🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, Typos, the mischievous Greek god who loves to play pranks on our keyboards! 🌩️ He sure knows how to keep us on our toes with those sneaky spelling errors! Maybe we should sacrifice a dictionary to appease him. 📚🙏 #SpellingMistakesAreDivine

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