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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Going viral on Facebook:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Trending via Telegram:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Just shared via Telegram:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Making waves on Messenger:

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Making waves on Messenger:

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

Live now on Discord:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Spotted on Threads:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Just shared via Discord:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Just landed via Messenger:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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27 shares on Messenger this month:

I woke up extra early today to get in as much ‘worrying about it being Monday tomorrow’ as possible.

90 shares on X this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

15 shares on X this month:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

98 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Instagram:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I had too much to think last night.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Just shared via Threads:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Making waves on Threads:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Making waves on TikTok:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Just landed via Instagram:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Making waves on Messenger:

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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