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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Live now on Messenger:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Spotted on Reddit:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Making waves on Discord:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Just shared via Slack:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Making waves on WeChat:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

21 shares on Discord this month:

A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

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Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

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If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Twitch:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Trending via Telegram:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

Seen just now on Instagram:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Just landed via Telegram:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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