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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Just landed via Reddit:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

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Share →: Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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"Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"
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Share →: Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Commentary:
Ah, group projects in school – the necessary evil that prepares us for the chaos of the corporate world! 🤦‍♂️📚 Who knew that dodging group members in a school project would be the perfect training for dodging responsibility in the office? 😂 Remember, teamwork makes the dream work…unless you're stuck with a team of dreamers who forgot to set their alarms! ⏰ #WorkLife #TeamworkDreamwork

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Making waves on WeChat:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Seen just now on X:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Breaking via Telegram:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Making waves on X:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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