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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Just landed via Slack:

Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Going viral on X:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Going viral on Twitch:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Trending via YouTube:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

In the American Bible, Eve was made from part of a McRib.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Just shared via Twitch:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Live now on Twitch:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

Spotted on Facebook:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Shared recently on YouTube:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Making waves on Threads:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

Shared recently on Threads:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

Spotted on Facebook:

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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