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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

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People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Just landed via Discord:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Just landed via Discord:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

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