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Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

January: the Monday of months.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

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Just landed via Twitch:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Just shared via Instagram:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

Breaking via Discord:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

Just shared via Pinterest:

In banana years, I am bread.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

Just shared via Slack:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Spotted on Discord:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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94 shares on TikTok this month:

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

63 shares on Threads this month:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

18 shares on Slack this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

72 shares on X this month:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Trending via Reddit:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

Trending via YouTube:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Making waves on YouTube:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Breaking via Threads:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Shared recently on TikTok:

There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Shared recently on X:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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