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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,890

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Spotted on Slack:

Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Live now on Discord:

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

Just landed via Telegram:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Live now on TikTok:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Making waves on Messenger:

My handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on YouTube this month:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

37 shares on X this month:

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

29 shares on Reddit this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via TikTok:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Just shared via Telegram:

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Spotted on TikTok:

I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

Freshly posted on Discord:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Spotted on Telegram:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Going viral on Twitch:

Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

Going viral on Facebook:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

Going bananas on X:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

Just landed via TikTok:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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