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Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡¦ has copied:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as β€œelderly.”

Just shared via Messenger:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Spotted on TikTok:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.

Just shared via Discord:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡³ has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡΅ has viewed:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Breaking via Messenger:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Going bananas on Slack:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

Trending via Reddit:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

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