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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

Just landed via Instagram:

Men are very good at being women lately.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Trending via Facebook:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Breaking via Twitch:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Spotted on Instagram:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Making waves on WeChat:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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22 shares on Telegram this month:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

52 shares on X this month:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

27 shares on Discord this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

66 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

You give my middle finger an erection.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,413

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Twitch:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

Live now on Threads:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Spotted on Messenger:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Making waves on Instagram:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Trending via Twitch:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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