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Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

This whole week could have been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Making waves on Facebook:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Trending via YouTube:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Making waves on Messenger:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Spotted on Reddit:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Making waves on YouTube:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Making waves on Discord:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Reported on Facebook:

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

Spotted on Slack:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Eating healthy requires a second job.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Making waves on Telegram:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Spotted on Twitch:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Just shared via WeChat:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Shared recently on Slack:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

Seen just now on X:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Live now on WeChat:

Quitting my job to focus on watching YouTube.

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