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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Breaking via Twitch:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Trending via WeChat:

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Live now on Threads:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Going viral on X:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

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Spotted on X:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Just landed via Twitch:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Going viral on Messenger:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Making waves on Reddit:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Just landed via Instagram:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

Live now on Instagram:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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