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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Spotted on X:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Spotted on TikTok:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Live now on Slack:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Trending via Reddit:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Making waves on Instagram:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Trending via WeChat:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on TikTok this month:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

83 shares on Threads this month:

My favourite adult hack is when I carefully and thoughtfully put something very important away so I can’t lose it, and then I never find it again.

88 shares on Threads this month:

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Just shared via Reddit:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Broadcasted on Slack:

At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Going viral on TikTok:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Spotted on Telegram:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Shared recently on Threads:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Just landed via WeChat:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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