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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,351

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Threads:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Trending via Instagram:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Seen just now on Threads:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Going viral on YouTube:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Going viral on Twitch:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

Going viral on Messenger:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

Going viral on Threads:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on WeChat this month:

I drive like I’m immortal.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

60 shares on Twitch this month:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

56 shares on X this month:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

36 shares on X this month:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

So many people to disappoint, so little time.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,717

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

Making waves on TikTok:

Happiness is an inside job.

Just landed via Facebook:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Spotted on Reddit:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Spotted on Slack:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Going viral on X:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Going viral on WeChat:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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