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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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