Funny house plant quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

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