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Funny house plant quotes

Funny house plant quotes bring a splash of humor 🌿😂 to your green corner, turning ordinary leaves into daily smiles! Whether you’re a proud plant parent or just love a good laugh 🤪, these witty sayings will brighten your day and maybe even help your succulents thrive (or at least feel appreciated). Get ready to nurture your plants and your sense of humor all at once! 🌵✨

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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