Funny human brain quotes

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Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.