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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

That’s me in the corner eating Nutella with a spoon.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Making waves on Messenger:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Just shared via Threads:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

Spotted on Reddit:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Spotted on Discord:

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Making waves on Reddit:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Trending via Twitch:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Just shared via Messenger:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

Live now on Twitch:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Live now on Pinterest:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Making waves on Discord:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Shared recently on Discord:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Reported on Facebook:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Making waves on Discord:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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