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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

Live now on Discord:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Just landed via Messenger:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Trending via Pinterest:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

97 shares on Facebook this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

91 shares on Threads this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

67 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Instagram:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Making waves on WeChat:

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Breaking via TikTok:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Trending via Snapchat:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Spotted on Discord:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Seen just now on Discord:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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