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Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I think my boss is delusional; he keeps shaking his head and calls me Jesus Christ.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

Live now on TikTok:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

Trending via Messenger:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Trending via Pinterest:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Live now on Telegram:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Going viral on WeChat:

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

54 shares on YouTube this month:

I really don’t care what happens to me romantically anymore.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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Sometimes I shower in the dark and pretend I’m in a rainforest on an alien planet.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

Making waves on Messenger:

Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Just shared via Snapchat:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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