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Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I hope this email blows your head smoove off.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,614

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Trending via YouTube:

Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Breaking via WeChat:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

Just landed via Twitch:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Trending via TikTok:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

25 shares on X this month:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

49 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,395

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Spotted on Reddit:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Trending via WeChat:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Breaking via Facebook:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Just landed via WeChat:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Going bananas on Slack:

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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